2018’s Top Pick-up Lines

for B2B Marketers

 

Found a B2B heart that needs winning? We’ve compiled our top SFW*  ideas just for you.

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“I can’t wait to engage via your preferred touch-points and channels.”

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“I thought you were ready to convert, but clearly we were on different [landing] pages.”

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“I just want someone who treats me like I treat my Tier 1 accounts.”

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“I hope you’re not charging per impression, because I’ve been sneaking peeks all day.”

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“I’ll take your call [to-action] anytime.”

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“I think we might have a special [LinkedIn] connection”

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 “Did things just get a little too personal[ized]?”

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“I’ll just be sitting at home, waiting for your call….to action.”

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“Key accounts aren’t the only thing on my target list tonight.”

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“Want to come back to mine and see my key [accounts] collection?”

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“Certified in engaging your preferred channels.”

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“I used to date a re-marketing specialist, but he wouldn’t give me any space.”

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“My emails aren’t the only thing getting opened tonight.”

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“I thought it was in the bag, but he was just lead-ing me on.”

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“I promise to treat you like I treat my Tier 1 accounts.”

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 “You had me at ‘hello’…oops, I mean,  ‘hyper-targeted but also appropriate social engagement’.”

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“You must be GDPR compliant, because I’m a 100% confirmed opt-in.”

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“Talk WP Shortcodes to me baby.”

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“If you only knew what a look at your pipeline does for me.”

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“You must be an SEO expert, because you’re ranking number 1 for me right now.”

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“I can’t wait to engage via your preferred touch-points and channels.”

Share me

“I thought you were ready to convert, but clearly we were on different [landing] pages.”

Share me

“I just want someone who treats me like I treat my Tier 1 accounts.”

Share me

“I hope you’re not charging per impression, because I’ve been sneaking peeks all day.”

Share me

“I’ll take your call [to-action] anytime.”

Share me

“I think we might have a special [LinkedIn] connection”

Share me

 “Did things just get a little too personal[ized]?”

Share me

“I’ll just be sitting at home, waiting for your call….to action.”

Share me

“Key accounts aren’t the only thing on my target list tonight.”

Share me

“Want to come back to mine and see my key [accounts] collection?”

Share me

“Certified in engaging your preferred channels.”

Share me

“I used to date a re-marketing specialist, but he wouldn’t give me any space.”

Share me

“My emails aren’t the only thing getting opened tonight.”

Share me

“I thought it was in the bag, but he was just lead-ing me on.”

Share me

“I promise to treat you like I treat my Tier 1 accounts.”

Share me

 “You had me at ‘hello’…oops, I mean,  ‘hyper-targeted but also appropriate social engagement’.”

Share me

“You must be GDPR compliant, because I’m a 100% confirmed opt-in.”

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“Talk WP Shortcodes to me baby.”

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“If you only knew what a look at your pipeline does for me.”

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“You must be an SEO expert, because you’re ranking number 1 for me right now.”

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If you thought that was fun, you should see what didn’t pass our “SFW” test.

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If you thought that was fun, you should see what didn’t pass our “SFW” test.

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